people who do not dress for the occassion. i know that money is tight - i'm not saying go all out, but at least try to look presentable....

case in point - i went to a HS graduation yesterday, an older woman was there with flip flops (ashy feet), wrinkled shorts, a wrinkled house top with her bra showing, and a head-scarf (not a prettily tied scarf but a 'i'm about to go to bed' scarf.) it looked like she litterally decided at the last minute to stop watching her stories, get off the couch, and go to graduation.

(full disclosure - i had on flip flops too but nice ones with a long dress - there's a difference.)

people who bogard the whole damn sidewalk.

mothersmurfers who got them wild azz dogs talkin' bout, "He won't bite."

people (especially poets) who always seem to know what [b]REAL POETRY
is.[/b]

The smurfin overatcive fire alarms in my building.

Awkward conversations - the kind when you really have nothing to say to the person, but it would be impolite to simply walk away.

Sloppy drunks and annoying drunks

Books with no index!!!!


I bought that book a while ago by Kevin Trudeau (Natural Cures they don't want you to know about) --- no index whatsoever,

waiting on other people so you can do what you gotts do...if i say 8, i don't mean 10:30.

PEOPLE WHO SERVE MONEY THEN NICKNAME IT GOD....FOR INSTANCE BUT NOT EXCLUSIVE RAPPERS,PREACHERS. ONCE I WAS WATCHING REAL SEX AND THE FEMALE STRIPPERS WERE PRAYING FOR TIPS. OKAY I WAS WRONG FOR WATCHING THE SHOW BUT I DID NOT DO IT IN GOD'S NAME.

people who are all up on you soon as you get to work and you haven't put your bag down yet or turned on the computer and they are asking you about the status of something.

Something that is a high priority to them, but a very low priority overall.

Q: Did you call that guy back yet? He's still calling me.

ME: No
[in my head i'm thinking - Could you wait a mothersmurfin minute...don't you know that you run the risk of being cussed out early in the morning if you don't give people that clock in grace period in the morning? Just cuz your behind been here for an hour already...drinking up all that coffee...everybody aint' there yet, with you...give me a minute - and I might not call him till tomorrow]

Women who tell all their husbands business. Hell you better cover that man instead of giving the rest of the world the cliff notes on how to take him away.

When folks attempt to volunteer my house for events when we have other plans.

People who attempt to use my address as a mailing address without permission.

Folks who use ish up and don't replace it. I don't mind if you use the sugar on my desk. Just once you sue it all walk your happy ass to the lunch room and get me some more.

Ignant ass clerks.

When I'm at a restaurant with the kids and the server brings their food last.

People who only call only when they need something.

When there are a row of empty toilet stalls and I'm the only one in there ...and somebody comes in and gets in the stall immediately next to you - sheesh - give me some space. There are 3 stalls on each side of me.

I just think that's too close. I can understand if there is no choice or the stalls were mostly filled or if the other stalls were messy, but that's not the issue.

People who stand to close to me in line. I mean damn, what you doin'? Tryin to count my money? Tryin to steal my codes? Tryin' to be my parrot? wtf